11.10.2008
: ho ho...no!
yes all you good boys and girls, christmas is just around the corner! ahhh, that is scary! i'm a huge fan of the movies "elf" and "christmas vacation", the original "grinch" cartoon, twisted sister's album "a twisted christmas", cherry candy canes, pop corn balls, and harpoon winter warmer beer...but that it is!!! with the economy being flushed down the sh!tter, business' are already pouring on the holiday spirit trying to get you to buy early with insane marketing tactics and huge sales. will people ever learn it's not about the material things? i walked into wally world on friday and almost puked, the whole place is christmas. its like a jolly old hell on earth! carols are playing on the loud speaker, the store is decorated in garland, trees are already for sale, and worst of all those obnoxious yard decorations. are 8 foot inflatable snow globes really necessary?...can obama pass a law banning those for next year! to top off the weekend, i saw this sign...a harsh reminder that the countdown has begun!